 Some of the NASTIEST ho's I ever seen! | |  The Minister of Mind-Altering Substances show us how. | |  Like I said: some of the NASTIEST ho's I ever seen! | |  The things you see at these parties! | |
 Gil: "I *know* you wouldn't really bite that stuffed animal." | |  Mike: "CHOMP!" | |  !!!! | |  DJ XOTEC spindles, folds and mutilates in the main room. | |
 "The Gothic Twist" | |  "The Levitator" | |  "Spankin' Dat Ass" | |  Actor Greg dispenses Labatt-powered wisdom. | |
 Bill is down with Greg's words, but is strangely paralyzed. | |  MiKE! Ponders the fact that he is strangely attracted to Bill's ass. | |  The Sacred Time Piece says: closing time! | |