The WORLD will come to an END on 12/12/12 at 12:12:12. This WEB SITE, Devised and Planned by the Church of Incrementology, will PREPARE you for the Coming Apocalypse. But even as we celebrate the Devine Sequence and await the Inevitable Approach of the FINAL HOUR, we seek to AVOID the HOLOCOST through Scientific Means!!! If you are a Smart Person, or an individual with Financial Means, you may be able to participate in the Avoidance of the FINAL HOUR; please visit the How YOU can be SAVED section of this Web Site for more information.
THESE are the Major Precepts of the Church of Incrementology, as they were REVEALED to The Grand Rabbit by The Porcelain Oracle and CONVEYED to the Timekeepers and Faithful.
That the WORLD will END at 12:12:12PM on 12/12/12.
That our RELIGION shall be called Incrementalism.
That its MEMBERS shall be called Incrementalists.
That its LEADERS shall be called Timekeepers.
That our BELIEF SYSTEM shall be called Incrementology.
That the dates and times 01/01/01 01:01:01 thru 12/12/12 12:12:12 shall be called The DIVINE SEQUENCE.
That our SYMBOL shall be a clock face.
That our MASCOT shall be Flava Flav, the Public Enemy rapper who wore a clock around his neck.
That there are 12 PILLARS in our belief system, synonymous with the 12 numbers of the Divine Sequence and symbolized by the 12 numerals on the clock face.
