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Grand Rabbit sends Message Zero - The Cult Begins
I had an idea for an internet hoax a while back, and I forgot about it till today when I looked at the clock and realized that it was 01:01 on 01/01/01. I could use the help of some devious people!
So here's my basic idea: let's start a cult based on December 12th, 2012. I know, that's a long ways away, but think of the money we could make by then! We can say that the world is going to end (or some similar epic event) on 12/12/12 at 12:12:12, and we'll set up a 121212121212.com web site to suck in feeble minded members and spread our doctrine. Every year along the way we'll have a countdown event, so 02/02/02, 03/03/03, etc. will be paydays. Plus, there's an AM and a PM each payday, so we can pass the plate twice a day; as in 02:02:02AM and 02:02:02PM!
And at 11:11:11 on 11/11/11, we'll start the Countdown to Armageddon clock, and get everyone to put one on their desktop.
Who wants in? Who's got more ideas? Who wants to design our cult outfits and logos? Who wants to make those little cartoon booklets, and who wants to fly the helicopter that drops 'em? Come on, we got a lotta work to do!
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