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Grand Rabbit sends Message Zero - The Cult Begins

Grand Rabbit delivers 1st Message of Revelation

Grand Rabbit delivers 2nd Message of Revelation

Divine Sequence birthdays

Minister of Propaganda addresses Kool-Aid and mortality

Grand Rabbit on Kool-Aid

Jet applies for ministerial position

Jet receives ministerial appointment

Important Decree from the Minister Of Professional Wrestling

Tallscarymatt applies for ministry position

Tallscarymatt receives ministerial appointment

Minister of Propaganda speaks on Lone Wolves

Dykstra Opposes Cult

Dykstra is assimilated

Minister of Mind-Altering Substances addresses wardrobe

Minister of Gin and Minister of Butt-Rock appointed

Minister of Butt-Rock delivers acceptance speech

Minister of Butt-Rock institutes Incrementological Holidays

Why Jerronimo is the Minister of Pee-Break songs

Grand Rabbit addresses holidays and wardrobe

Minister of Professional Wrestling spanked by Minister of Mispronounced Names

Laura applies for ministerial position

Carey applies for ministerial position

Endymion receives ministerial appointment

Grand Rabbit sends Message Zero - The Cult Begins

I had an idea for an internet hoax a while back, and I forgot about
it till today when I looked at the clock and realized that it was
01:01 on 01/01/01. I could use the help of some devious people!

So here's my basic idea: let's start a cult based on December 12th,
2012. I know, that's a long ways away, but think of the money we
could make by then! We can say that the world is going to end (or
some similar epic event) on 12/12/12 at 12:12:12, and we'll set up a
121212121212.com web site to suck in feeble minded members and spread
our doctrine. Every year along the way we'll have a countdown event,
so 02/02/02, 03/03/03, etc. will be paydays. Plus, there's an AM and
a PM each payday, so we can pass the plate twice a day; as in
02:02:02AM and 02:02:02PM!

And at 11:11:11 on 11/11/11, we'll start the Countdown to Armageddon
clock, and get everyone to put one on their desktop.

Who wants in? Who's got more ideas? Who wants to design our cult
outfits and logos? Who wants to make those little cartoon booklets,
and who wants to fly the helicopter that drops 'em? Come on, we got a
lotta work to do!


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