flaver flav. word, g. we be jammin'. thats da bomb ass punani. if
i wa'nt jamaican, why i b wearin' this hat? bo-eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
puff puff give, muthafukka


hey, remember like 8 years ago or so, when it was cool to wear stop
watches around your neck? we could bring that fad back. it'll be
our secret code to identify other cult members. i want a stop watch
with metal spikes and bondage rings. a deadly laser attachment would
be nifty too. did i say nifty?

-jet> >NO, better still! Those like old style pocket watches!!!! That
why we
> >would
> >have the clock face on us at all time to remember the allmight
Mike-guy and
> >still be able to identify ouraselves!!
>
> Target has some pretty cool pocket watches with leather(i think)
belt case
> for less than $10 after XXXmas sale.YESSSS I'M INNNNNNNN....

And since our logo is a clock face, each watch is already custom-
imprinted with our logo. Why, this is nothing short of a miracle of
predestination! I declare this to be proof that our cult is marked
for greatness! Praise whoever-the-hell-it-is that we are praising!

Mike