At VOTR/GQ on Wednesday nite (http://www.angstlab.com), two more
Ministers were ordained into the Cult of Incrementology. Please join
me in welcoming our new Timekeepers!

MAX VOLUME has been appointed the Minister of Gin. This Ministry was
rewarded in exchange for some bootleg software, and is a perfect
example of how bribery, ass-kissing and/or sexual favors can speed
your rise to power in this Cult. Congratulations MAX, I eagerly await
your CD...

Brian Barrett has been appointed Minister of Butt Rock. This Ministry
was awarded during a public ceremony with much pomp and circumstance.
Def Leppard's "Photograph" was played immediately afterward, during
which the faithful took to the dance floor and participated in a
pagan hair-swinging and air-guitar ritual while the non-dancing
congregation surrounded the floor and saluted Brian with Universal
Symbol #2 (index and pinky finger extended, aka the "metal sign").
All in all it was a touching moment, I must say. However: I must also
admit that I received instructions from the Porcelain Oracle that I
was to make this ordainment, and although Brian protested greatly I
was forced to appoint him against his will. So Brian, you are hereby
granted until 12:12:12PM on Saturday, January 13th, 2001 to abdicate
your Ministry if you so choose by responding publicly in this forum.

Praise whoeverthehellitisweserve!

The Grand Rabbit