At first I demanded a recount, but then I realized that my
non-expertise in the area of heavy metal is exactly the
qualification which makes me the best canidate...

Can I classify anything as butt-rock?

Can I say now that Sisters O' Mercy is great, but since they don't
know when to end a tune, the last 3 minutes of every one of their
songs are complete ass-noise? (DJ's, please don't feel
obligated to play the last 5 minutes of "This Corrosion" simply
because it's there... feel free to fade out any time...)

I also request use of the cult's time machine to go back and slap
the
producer who suggested putting the "high on the wanker
mountain-top" guitar solo found in the middle of "send me an
angel"

This has been report #1... thank you.

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