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Minister of Butt-Rock institutes Incrementological Holidays
After looking through recent records, maddening me with the all to similar appearing data and noting the most unusual occurances over the past year, i have a proposal for incrementalist holidays. (12 holidays in twelve years doesn't seem enough, does it?)
the following days should be considered possible holidays. Ritual celebrations should vary, and each holiday is once in a lifetime (not annually like those wimpy cults)
The law of the holidays are any dates that appear to be trinary (or base 3) numbers, (these are lesser holidays, but entail the same amount of alcohol consumption) or contain a pattern when the century is truncated (ie "the divine sequence": 01-01-01,02-02-02,03-03-03,04-04-04...)
Some have already passed: 01-01-2001 01-02-2001 01-10-2001 01-11-2001 01-12-2001 01-20-2001 01-21-2001 01-22-2001 02-01-2001 02-02-2001 02-10-2001 02-11-2001 02-12-2001 02-20-2001 02-21-2001 02-22-2001 ...and so on
Major Holidays to note: 10-02-2001 <- thou shouldst be preparing thyself already!! 01-02-2010 11-02-2011 etc....
Divine and Trinary 01-01-2001 <- New Millenium 02-02-2002 <-Ground My Divine Hog Day 10-10-2010 11-11-2011 12-12-2012 <-Last holiday before galactic synchronization and restructuring of all space/time (which will occur sometime in 2013)
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