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Grand Rabbit sends Message Zero - The Cult Begins

Grand Rabbit delivers 1st Message of Revelation

Grand Rabbit delivers 2nd Message of Revelation

Divine Sequence birthdays

Minister of Propaganda addresses Kool-Aid and mortality

Grand Rabbit on Kool-Aid

Jet applies for ministerial position

Jet receives ministerial appointment

Important Decree from the Minister Of Professional Wrestling

Tallscarymatt applies for ministry position

Tallscarymatt receives ministerial appointment

Minister of Propaganda speaks on Lone Wolves

Dykstra Opposes Cult

Dykstra is assimilated

Minister of Mind-Altering Substances addresses wardrobe

Minister of Gin and Minister of Butt-Rock appointed

Minister of Butt-Rock delivers acceptance speech

Minister of Butt-Rock institutes Incrementological Holidays

Why Jerronimo is the Minister of Pee-Break songs

Grand Rabbit addresses holidays and wardrobe

Minister of Professional Wrestling spanked by Minister of Mispronounced Names

Laura applies for ministerial position

Carey applies for ministerial position

Endymion receives ministerial appointment

Minister of Butt-Rock institutes Incrementological Holidays

After looking through recent records, maddening me with the all
to similar appearing data and noting the most unusual
occurances over the past year, i have a proposal for
incrementalist holidays. (12 holidays in twelve years doesn't
seem enough, does it?)

the following days should be considered possible holidays.
Ritual celebrations should vary, and each holiday is once in a
lifetime (not annually like those wimpy cults)

The law of the holidays are any dates that appear to be trinary (or
base 3) numbers, (these are lesser holidays, but entail the
same amount of alcohol consumption) or contain a pattern when
the century is truncated (ie "the divine sequence":
01-01-01,02-02-02,03-03-03,04-04-04...)

Some have already passed:
01-01-2001
01-02-2001
01-10-2001
01-11-2001
01-12-2001
01-20-2001
01-21-2001
01-22-2001
02-01-2001
02-02-2001
02-10-2001
02-11-2001
02-12-2001
02-20-2001
02-21-2001
02-22-2001 ...and so on

Major Holidays to note:
10-02-2001 <- thou shouldst be preparing thyself already!!
01-02-2010
11-02-2011
etc....

Divine and Trinary
01-01-2001 <- New Millenium
02-02-2002 <-Ground My Divine Hog Day
10-10-2010
11-11-2011
12-12-2012 <-Last holiday before galactic synchronization and
restructuring of all space/time (which will occur sometime in
2013)


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