As I meditated upon the Holy Throne of Porcelain this morning,
staring into the Sacred Shower Stall, the following was revealed to
me:

That our religion shall be called Incrementalism.

That its members shall be called Incrementalists.

That its leaders shall be called Timekeepers.

That our belief system shall be called Incrementology.

That the dates and times 01-01-01 thru 12-12-12 shall be called The
Divine Sequence.

That our symbol shall be a clock face.

That our mascot shall be Flavor Flav, the Public Enemy rapper who
wore a clock around his neck.

That there are 12 pillars in our belief system, synonymous with the
12 numbers of the Divine Sequence and sybolized by the 12 numerals on
the clock face.

Finally, that the basic precepts of the 12 pillars will be revealed
to me tomorrow morning provided that I consume a sufficient amount of
roughage today. And so I will be dining at the Ruby Tuesdays salad
bar this evening.