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Grand Rabbit sends Message Zero - The Cult Begins

Grand Rabbit delivers 1st Message of Revelation

Grand Rabbit delivers 2nd Message of Revelation

Divine Sequence birthdays

Minister of Propaganda addresses Kool-Aid and mortality

Grand Rabbit on Kool-Aid

Jet applies for ministerial position

Jet receives ministerial appointment

Important Decree from the Minister Of Professional Wrestling

Tallscarymatt applies for ministry position

Tallscarymatt receives ministerial appointment

Minister of Propaganda speaks on Lone Wolves

Dykstra Opposes Cult

Dykstra is assimilated

Minister of Mind-Altering Substances addresses wardrobe

Minister of Gin and Minister of Butt-Rock appointed

Minister of Butt-Rock delivers acceptance speech

Minister of Butt-Rock institutes Incrementological Holidays

Why Jerronimo is the Minister of Pee-Break songs

Grand Rabbit addresses holidays and wardrobe

Minister of Professional Wrestling spanked by Minister of Mispronounced Names

Laura applies for ministerial position

Carey applies for ministerial position

Endymion receives ministerial appointment

Grand Rabbit addresses holidays and wardrobe

I think we need to have some special kind of status for timekeepers
who have birthdays on Divine Sequence Days. Their names on a special
roster on the web site fer sure, but maybe some kind of special
symbology as well. Like for these guys, maybe a red "7" on their
clock-face emblem? Oooo, maybe they can be prophets, or psychopomps,
or have some kind of "special powers". Whatya think?

Anyone have a birthday on 6/6/6?

Brian B: you got *way* too much free time on your hands, my man! We
are gonna make you a mathematical star on the Cult website, just you
wait. I wish we could see people's faces as they read the holiday
schedule and try to figure out whether or not they have to get up for
work in the morning. :^)

In other news: I bought a bitchin' Flavor Flav-stylee neck-watch at
Bed, Batch & Beyond last weekend for $9.99. I'll post a pic soon, but
it's actually a fist-size shower clock with a flip-down towel ring
that folds up out-of-sight behind the clock when not in use; just the
thing for inserting and proudly displaying you Ministerial symbol.
They come in chrome (!) and white, and I figure we can buy 'em for
about $1 a pop from Taiwan and then bless 'em and sell 'em for $25 or
so on the web site. Now *that* will get us some Red Bull money,
yeaaaah boyeee!


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