>your Minister Of Professional Wrestling stares
>with disbelief at the WWF Edge & Christian Reading Lamp he >just bought,
>and swears to his loving, dear, sexy, >understanding girlfriend, Astrida
>the glorious Minister Of >Misspelled Names, and Whoeverthehellitisweserve
>that I
>can (nay, WILL under penalty of the chicken-wing cross-face) >eke some
>usefulness out of it.

the flattery was nice, hon, but i think you just dug yourself an even deeper
hole by forgetting that the minister of misspelled names is NOT your
girlfriend, she's Patrick's fiancee. I am the minister of mispronounced
names, and i propose adding another ministry title for you, sweetie, and
that would be the minister of forgotten names.