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Laura applies for ministerial position
> Mike, > Is this going to be just like Christianity, or can women have positions w/in > the cult??? :) > If so - what can i be??? > I was brought up going to a pentecostal church (i know, i know) and we were > taught that women could only be Sunday School teachers or pastor's wives as > long as they popped out kids. > Now, would i be a womb for the whoeverthehellitisweserve????? > or can i have a higher position???
No, Incementalist women are not just wombs, and they may become Timekeepers without so much as a single sexual favor. No sir, we don't play that Priests -n- Alter Boys(tm Catholicism, 1AD, All Rights Reserved) game around here! And in fact, breasts are highly reveared and worshipped in Incrementalism. Female Timekeepers will find that the larger their breasts, the swifter their ascent to the Sacred Glass Ceiling of Honor! Astrida, Minister of Mispronounced Names, and HannaH, Minister of Misspelled Names, have already begun their journey. Would you be the next? Pray tell, what talents do you have that would lend themselves to the further glory of whoeverthehellitisweserve?
The Grand Rabbit
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