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Grand Rabbit sends Message Zero - The Cult Begins

Grand Rabbit delivers 1st Message of Revelation

Grand Rabbit delivers 2nd Message of Revelation

Divine Sequence birthdays

Minister of Propaganda addresses Kool-Aid and mortality

Grand Rabbit on Kool-Aid

Jet applies for ministerial position

Jet receives ministerial appointment

Important Decree from the Minister Of Professional Wrestling

Tallscarymatt applies for ministry position

Tallscarymatt receives ministerial appointment

Minister of Propaganda speaks on Lone Wolves

Dykstra Opposes Cult

Dykstra is assimilated

Minister of Mind-Altering Substances addresses wardrobe

Minister of Gin and Minister of Butt-Rock appointed

Minister of Butt-Rock delivers acceptance speech

Minister of Butt-Rock institutes Incrementological Holidays

Why Jerronimo is the Minister of Pee-Break songs

Grand Rabbit addresses holidays and wardrobe

Minister of Professional Wrestling spanked by Minister of Mispronounced Names

Laura applies for ministerial position

Carey applies for ministerial position

Endymion receives ministerial appointment

Laura applies for ministerial position

> Mike,
> Is this going to be just like Christianity, or can women have
positions w/in
> the cult??? :)
> If so - what can i be???
> I was brought up going to a pentecostal church (i know, i know) and
we were
> taught that women could only be Sunday School teachers or pastor's
wives as
> long as they popped out kids.
> Now, would i be a womb for the whoeverthehellitisweserve?????
> or can i have a higher position???

No, Incementalist women are not just wombs, and they may become
Timekeepers without so much as a single sexual favor. No sir, we
don't play that Priests -n- Alter Boys(tm Catholicism, 1AD, All
Rights Reserved) game around here! And in fact, breasts are highly
reveared and worshipped in Incrementalism. Female Timekeepers will
find that the larger their breasts, the swifter their ascent to the
Sacred Glass Ceiling of Honor! Astrida, Minister of Mispronounced
Names, and HannaH, Minister of Misspelled Names, have already begun
their journey. Would you be the next? Pray tell, what talents do you
have that would lend themselves to the further glory of
whoeverthehellitisweserve?

The Grand Rabbit


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