Now, on a different note- what do I have to do to become the minister of
slurpees in this cult? DOn't ignore me because I live 1500 miles away from
Rochester. Dan knows me, he can vouch for me, I'm cool, I'm hip, I keep
secrets. Come on, man, I don't wanna have to beg!!! I can bootleg
software, or make us an awesome logo, or coordinate our identifying
wardrobes, or publish our dogma, or make us stuff or paint us murals... I
can do lots of stuff!!
Come on, pleeeeeeeeeze???? I have excellent cult experience and can offer
alot to the organization.
(references and resume available upon request)