I am going to make sure that the Minister of Sponsorships gets us a
deal with Nike, and I will personally see to it that your shoes will
return to you a thousandfold. By the time we're done, our stickers
will outnumber Krudco's on every tollbooth and drive-through window
across the globe. Let the Jihad begin!

And yes, you most certainly can be in charge of the Kool-Aid. I'll
take a little Jack Daniels in mine. :^)